Chiefs pick up DB McCarthy
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02/14/2012 - Kansas City, MO (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Kansas City Chiefs have signed free agent defensive back Kyle McCarthy, the team announced Tuesday.
The 25-year-old McCarthy went undrafted out of Notre Dame, but was signed as a free agent by Denver in 2010. In two seasons with the Broncos, McCarthy recorded four tackles and three special teams stops in 12 games.
Raleigh, NC (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Carolina Hurricanes forward Tuomo Ruutu is expected to miss three weeks with an upper-body injury. Ruutu suffered the injury, revealed by an MRI, in the first period of Monday night's game in Montreal.
<< B's reward Boychuk with 3-year extension
Boston, MA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Boston Bruins on Tuesday signed defenseman
Johnny Boychuk to a three-year contract extension through the 2014-15 season.
The 28-year-old Boychuk is in the midst of his second full season with the
Bruin
<< Bulls ink Mike James to 10-day contract
Chicago, IL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Chicago Bulls signed guard Mike James to a
10-day contract on Tuesday.
Per team policy, the terms of the contract were not disclosed.
James has appeared in three games for the Bulls this season, aver
<< Sanchez guides Barcelona to victory in Leverkusen
Leverkusen, Germany (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Alexis Sanchez picked a wonderful time
to bag the first couple Champions League goals of his career as he scored
twice for Barcelona in a comfortable 3-1 win over Bayer Leverkusen on Tuesday.
Sanc
<< Syracuse's O'Quinn named MISL Player of Week
Tampa, FL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Syracuse Silver Knights goalkeeper Bryan O'Quinn
was named the Major Indoor Soccer League's Player of the Week on Tuesday for
Week 15.
With regular starter Eric Reed Sidelined, O'Quinn made 17 saves in a 21-4
Baltimore, MD (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Baltimore Orioles and center fielder Adam Jones agreed to terms on a one-year contract Tuesday, avoiding arbitration. Jones, 26, is coming off his best season as a pro, setting career-
Clemson knocks off No. 22 Virginia >>
Clemson, SC (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Tanner Smith and Andre Young scored 13 points
apiece, helping the Clemson Tigers beat the visiting 22nd-ranked Virginia
Cavaliers, 60-48, Tuesday night.
Devin Booker supplied all 10 of his points in
Florida tops Alabama >>
Tuscaloosa, AL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Patric Young scored 19 points as No. 14
Florida downed a shorthanded Alabama team, 61-52, on Tuesday.
The Gators (20-6, 8-3 SEC) had lost two straight, but got 14 points from both
Erik Murphy and Bra
Notre Dame rolls over Providence >>
South Bend, IN (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Skylar Diggins and Devereaux Peters scored
19 points apiece to lead fourth-ranked Notre Dame past Providence, 66-47, at
Purcell Pavilion.
Peters added a game-high 11 rebounds and Diggins dished out sev
Kovalchuk, Brodeur lead Devils over Sabres >>
Buffalo, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Ilya Kovalchuk posted his 12th career hat trick
with an assist and Martin Brodeur made 29 saves as New Jersey topped Buffalo,
4-1, on Tuesday.
Petr Sykora scored the other goal while Adam Herique added two ass
FOOTBALL TRASH TALK
NFL Football Trash TalkTrash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.